Women Jokes

Why do men die before their wifes?
Because they want to!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None they sit in the dark and moan!!

Why do women have arms?
Do you have any idea how long it would take them to lick the bathroom clean.

# Why did the women cross the road?
More to the point what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen!

What's the definition of an angry women,
A Rottwieler with lipstick!

How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
None why should we fix something that we don't use.