Blonde Jokes
Once upon a time there was a blonde vet. She was in her practice one day when a women rushed in and said,
"Help, Help, My goldfish has died. Tell me how this was possible."
The blonde scratched her head and promptly said,
"I think it must have drowned!!"
A bunch of blondes walked into a pub and ordered three pints of beer. The barman asked them for �3:40, the tallest of the blondes handed it
over and said keep the change. The barman said with surprise,
"Are you sure?". The blondes just looked away and said,
"We're Celebrating," The barman said why what's happened.
They then said together, "We've finished a jigsaw puzzle in 4 years and on the box it says 5-6 years!!!
How do you know when a blonde has sent you a fax?
There's a stamp on it!!
How do you know when a blonde has used your computer to tyoe a letter?
There's Tipp-Ex on the screen.
Why don't blondes have time off work?
Do you have any idea how long it takes to retrain a blonde just after a bankholiday!!
When is the only time that a blonde has two active braincells?
When she's pregnant.
Why was a blonde up a tree with a rake?
Because she was told to rake the leaves.
A blonde went to a drug dealer and asked him, "Have you got any F's I can have.
Why was the blonde arrested for stealing bottles?
Because the Chemist had told her to take a bottle a day!